only-in-ru:

Вологда.

sorry:

sleepy-loopin:

bakabon-no-papa:

bakabon-no-papa:

bakabon-no-papa:

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

some highlights

• Ron is a Slytherin
  
• Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
  
• Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
  
• Angels have replaced owls
  
• Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
  
• Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
  
• It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason
  
• Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

more

• Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
  
• Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
  
• Voldemort has hair
  
• Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
  
• Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
  
• Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
  
• Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”
  
• THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
  
• Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 
  
• ““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“
  
• Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)
  

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

This is some anti My Immortal shit

how does one sob femininely? 

depresso-not-cured-but-thanks:

bestviralposts:

MY HEART WILL GO ON….

credit: ian.zaro / ig

I can hear this without sound

flowersilk:

small gf and tall gf who solve mysteries together 🕵️‍♀️

flowerinaflame:

extremelyspecificmemes:

feedeeadventures:

butmuhgains:

meco-official:

loafed-beans:

meco-official:

gaypunching:

It’s that time of year again!

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

FUCKING U N I T

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

dankmemeuniversity:

golden-prophet:

Valentino pre-fall 2015 

3rdeyechakra:

Extraterrestrial Registration I.D.

# 10937668

Age: 22

Species: Android

Planet of Origin: Venus

Galaxy of Origin: Milky way

Date of First Contact: 2032

Status: Dangerous⚠️

Criminal Record:

Hacking of Galactic Federal Facilities

18 counts of Grand larceny

12 counts of Malicious mischief

235 counts of Fraud

Model: chinthekid

goodthingsarewaiting:

Relationships & friendships are supposed to lift you up, not drain you of energy.